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Happiness thru the Art of... Penis Enlargement:
A 'Novel Guide' to Jelqing, the G-Spot, How to Last Longer in Bed, and Other Sexual Secrets
   
Ben, a good-natured guy, has lived his entire life with an alcoholic, verbally abusive penis named 'The Brotha'. The story begins when the Brotha finally goes too far with his dictation over Ben, and both admit to being unhappy with their life. As a result, both start a journey toward happiness which leads to their finding a guide to penis enlargement. Following the guide, they increase the Brotha's size, and learn sexual secrets which turn out to be only the beginning in their journey towards happiness.

This 'Novel Guide' includes step-by-step instructions on how-to:
- Permanently increase the size of your penis using Cristian's very popular Jelqing technique
- How to find the G-Spot - How to last longer in bed by delaying your orgasm
- How you can please a woman whether or not you have had previous sexual experience This

 'Novel Guide' also helps you to:
- Decide whether or not you should try Jelqing by describing some of the potential problems
- This book also helps you to become happier no matter your penis size
 

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*****

   
 
5 out of 5 stars - One of the Most Humorous and Most Unique Books Around!, June 24, 2010
By  Grady Harp (Los Angeles, CA United States) -
(TOP 10 REVIEWER)
This review is from: Happiness thru the Art of... Penis Enlargement: A 'Novel Guide' to Jelqing, the G-Spot, How to Last Longer in Bed, and Other Sexual Secrets (Paperback)
Cristian YoungMiller must be one of the most entertaining men around. He is unafraid to take on a subject taboo to not only men, but a subject of derision for women, and make the whole concept of genitalia endowment into a hilarious and highly entertaining 'novel'. The term 'novel' (aside from the aspect of the word referring to the unique) may be a loose description of a book about 'penis enlargement', but Cristian YoungTaylor takes the reader by surprise, making the main character of this book the very normal sounding Ben and the second character is Brotha, Ben's name for his penis. We go from an introduction about how Ben and Brotha argue over Ben's perception of Brotha's adequacy, through progressive extension of that misperception through Jelqing (a system of encouraging and gaining enlargement through exercises that the author actually features on his YouTube blog series!), and then proceed with encounters with a host of women, making discoveries and recuperating from a lifelong sense of embarrassment, to settling into a life of exploring how to 'spread the wealth' and enjoy the intimacies of learning about the feminine side of satisfaction.

YoungMiller writes with an ease of style that makes this book a page-turner - not only for the subject matter that will doubtless appeal to a VERY large population, but also with his way with words - making a personal subject an ongoing conversation with his perceived inadequate body part, namely Brotha. It is healthy, helpful, and hilarious, and altogether the kind of book that will sell by word of mouth alone. Be among the first to discover the multi-talented Cristian YoungMiller. Grady Harp, June 10
   
 

 

 

 

 
   
The First Day After Life:
A Spiritual Adventure about Why Bad Things Happen & How to Shape Your Future
   
'The First Day After Life' is a story about a man who dies and then tours the afterlife looking for God so that God can explain to him why his life didn't turn out the way that he expected.

The Story Synopsis:
In the story, Tian is a young psychic with overwhelming personal demons and a strong sense of purpose. When he dies unexpectedly he arrives in the afterlife to find that the new world is nothing like he read in books or that his psychic abilities led him to expect. Irabell, a guide, shows Tian that the afterlife is a repository for more than just humans, and explains to him the mystery that created his psychic abilities and the afterworld.

Disturbed by what he learns, Tian escapes his spiritual guide and breaks into heaven. There Tian meets a 1500 year old, discontented, heavenly resident who shares with him the secret of heaven and god.

Tian's otherworldly journey is cut short when he is forced to make the most important decision of his life; whether to stay in the afterlife knowing the secrets he's uncovered, or to forget everything and return to his broken, earthly body to complete what he now understands was his life's mission.

In this book, the story alternates between the unfolding drama of the man's earthly life, and the evolving journey of his afterlife. And the author uses the interaction between each to reveal how to use the universal laws to shape your own destiny, and to explain why God lets bad things happen to good people.

This book is comparable to the work of Richard Bach, author of 'Jonathan Livingston Seagull'.
 

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Everybody Masturbates
   

About the Story:
Billy is a 10 year old boy with a big problem. His older brother just told him that he was going to grow hair on his hands. Now it's up to Billy's dad to explain to Billy that what he was doing was normal and OK.

Respectfully Discusses:
- What is masturbation
- Why it feel good
- Who does it
- Where it's appropriate
- Masturbation hygiene
- and more

 

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Everybody Masturbates for Girls
   

About the Story:
Candy is a 10 year old girl that has discovered something that feels really good. But after being yelled at for doing it, it's up to Candy's mom to explain to Candy that it's OK to feel good and that there's a proper place to do it.

Respectfully Discusses:
- What is masturbation
- Why it feels good
- Who does it
- Where it's appropriate
- Masturbation hygiene
- and more

 

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Everybody Has Those Thoughts
So It Doesn't Mean You're Gay

   

About the Story:
Jack is a 13 year old boy that has been having confusing thoughts. And after his friends laughed at him for it, it's up to Jack's dad to help Jack to understand; why he's having those thoughts, and to explain to Jack that everybody has those thoughts once in a while.

Respectfully Discusses:
- Why straight people can have gay thoughts
- Why straight people can become arroused by same sex situations
- The Kinsey Scale
- and more

 

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